From card no. 5KMYTBZP:

mow n if you'd turned ou y r butt-scratching into a puthy i i quip or profound statement relating to your plaint, it wo == might have worked as a pseudo fortune.
mow n if you'd turned ou y r butt-scratching into a puthy i i quip or profound statement relating to your plaint, it wo == might have worked as a pseudo fortune. Aha, therein lies the rub: it was a pithy qi uip.