From card no. 5KMW1U06:

because we needed to lnow k that you scratched your butt, and tried to disguse this trivial information as a fortune? dude, not a fortune. lame. a lame atem pt at being funny. t
because we needed to lnow k that you scratched your butt, and tried to disguse this trivial information as a fortune? dude, not a fortune. lame. a lame atem pt at being funny. t You needed to know? Now I feel important. The response to this is what made it all worth it.