From card no. 5HWCESZS:

The question is: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Or... Does a woodchuck even get wood? -do you get it? ;)
The question is: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Or... Does a woodchuck even get wood? -do you get it? ;) Boner