Cristy thought to herself "I look way better than that skank Lara Croft!" as she pushed her pelvis forward to accentuate a damp and voluptuous camel toe. Africa can eat my pork chops" " she said with a wry smile and pulled out both glocks attached to her side. At that moment the portal vanished and the door opened. She turned in a flash and emptied bor th guns. Before she could thinka dog lay dead...